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How old are you?

How old are you?

Answer the following questions.

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Answer Name the 4 Beatles in the "correct" order (first names only)
Answer Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ___ ___!"
Answer "Hey kids, what time is it?" ___ ___ ___ ___!"
Answer What do M&M's do? They ___ ___ ___ ___, ___ ___ ___ ___."
Answer What helps build string bodies 12 ways? ___ ___."
Answer Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as ___ ___."
Answer You'll wonder where the yellow went, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___."
Answer Post-baby-boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "Little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is really Dobie's closest friend, ___ G. ___.
Answer M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, ___? ___ ___ ___ ___!"
Answer "Brylcream: a ___ ___ ___ ___."
Answer Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ___ ___."
Answer From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line:
"I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, who ___ ___ ___ ___ ___?"
Answer And while we're remembering rock 'n roll, try this one:
"War...uh-uh, huh, ...yea; what is it good for? ___ ___"
Answer Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and ___ ___ ___.
Answer He came out of the University of Alabama and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway ___ ___.
Answer "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___, I'm Popeye the sailor man."
Answer Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ___ ___.
Answer In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here ___ ___ ___ ___ ___."
Answer In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ___ ___ to kick around anymore."
Answer "Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ___ ___, ___ ___ ___."
Answer "I found my thrill, ___ ___ ___."
Answer ___ ___ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ___ ___ ___."
Answer "Good night, David." "___ ___, ___."
Answer "Liar, liar, ___ ___ ___."
Answer "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. ___! ___ ___ ___ ___!"
Answer It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ___ ___ ___."
See your result!

"Scoring":

24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude

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